Monday, November 9, 2009

What's the Proper Reward?

QUESTION: If a prison inmate kills another inmate in jail, but meanwhile the guy he kills was trying to kill a prison guard, what kind of reward should this prisoner recieve?

ONE THOUGHT: He should at least get to be honorary "Prison Guard for a Day." I mean, I don't know if there are many alternatives, since you can't take time off for good behavior, you know, because he killed somebody. That's not the coolest thing to do, but at least his heart was in the right place. At the very least they could allot him some really high quality conjugal visits. You know, dim the lights and let him play some Usher.

That's one thought. What's yours? Please leave responses in the comments section below.

No comments:

Post a Comment