INCEST'S COUSIN, which I technically suppose is also its brother. and Grandson as well.

In the Incest world, there's certainly no doubt that Father/Daughter incest has long the reins as the face of this sick shit even though it's just one of the many incest combinations. Its really blown up with Mackenzie Phillips and her daddy but for years all those films about incest (which, by the way, have all been Lifetime Specials) have all focused selfishly on Daddy/Daughter. Here's one example from Lifetime's "Shattered Trust." Try to count how many times they eat the word incest:



QUESTION:When is Mother/Son Incest finally going to get its time in the spotlight?

ONE THOUGHT: Right around Oscar season.

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So You're Stranded On a Deserted Island with some Mushrooms

So, like thousands of people each year, you've woken up stranded on a deserted island with no help in sight. Reaching into your pocket you find only a bag of some pretty intense magic mushrooms--only one dose!--which will never go bad.

QUESTION: Do you still take the Mushrooms and, if so, at what point in your cast away do you bring on these hallucinations? After a day? A month? When help arrives?

ONE THOUGHT: As soon as you're done with the initial freak out would be an opportune time. Once you're calm and have eaten a coconut, bring on the firey dragons. This might be when the most ingenious of brainstorming is going to take place for how to escape this island. If you can take your eyes off the flying purple snakes and just focus, maybe you can come up with a plan. Build a space ship out of fig leaves and feces and, you know what?, these are some damn good mushrooms, so thing might just work.

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What's the Proper Reward?

QUESTION: If a prison inmate kills another inmate in jail, but meanwhile the guy he kills was trying to kill a prison guard, what kind of reward should this prisoner recieve?

ONE THOUGHT: He should at least get to be honorary "Prison Guard for a Day." I mean, I don't know if there are many alternatives, since you can't take time off for good behavior, you know, because he killed somebody. That's not the coolest thing to do, but at least his heart was in the right place. At the very least they could allot him some really high quality conjugal visits. You know, dim the lights and let him play some Usher.

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